After a Dreamhost blunder that left thousands with their websites hanging by a thread (or by a noose), my blog was also deemed infected with some sort of virus. I have no idea what kind of vulnerability DH was trying to fix, but I couldn’t find anything that was compromised. Even so, my WordPress installation wouldn’t start up. So I had to re-install the whole thing, find a new theme, mess around with it a bit and re-launch.
I’m back in black. And to all of my imaginary fans: I love you!